My wife, Wendy, makes awesome stuff.

Buy a Boringland sticker from her.

Be my friend.

Download a font made from my handwriting. Now, go make your own at Fontifier.com.

Leave a note to your roommate.

Write an anonymous bitchy remark about me, or say something nice if you like.

Listen to me sound like an idiot in 1993 on a public radio call-in show with Florida Governor Lawton Chiles.

Experience the mellifluous song of my pet cockatiel, Fogal (R.I.P), who loved to serenade feet and lampshades.

Here's me again on NPR in 2007 blabbing about how I spend your tax dollars in a geological research laboratory. Thanks everyone for your support.